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Miss Helga

Two fortune-tellers, neither of which changes the game. Miss Helga is a free phone line. Woman's Intuition is Linda's field tech of the same flavour.

Psychic hotline · Woman's Intuition

PSYCHIC HOTLINE

Every telephone that offers Save also offers Miss Helga: Ken's house, the Ark, Ranger HQ and the other phones that share that menu. The call is free. The banner is "THE NK PSYCHIC HOTLINE".

  • Each visit to a town she draws three lots: a noun A, a different noun B, and an outcome C, then says "A... / B? / Yes! C!".
  • The reading is rolled once when you arrive and stays the same for every call until you leave. A new town (or a fresh load of the same one) rolls a new reading.
  • Nothing else in the game reads the three lots. No flags, no items, no encounters.

Nouns (A and B)

A and B are two different lines from this list of 32. C is independent.

#Noun#Noun
0Another father16A sea of eggs
1You in the mirror17The ancient vessel
2Four puppets18Missing pieces
3A happy child19All forms of flesh
4Stolen wings20Red, blue, black, gold, silver
5A timeless woman21A demon in scars
6A green-haired girl22A mother-to-be
7The beast within23Village of the dead
8A lost future24A sad, old man
9Naive goddesses25He in the lakehouse
10O jolly Santa26Your special someone
11A cursed past27Demons in the heart
12Three tragedies in one28Fill the empty space
13An innocent puppy29Some piece of mind
14Great expectations30The ends of the earth
15Someone else's body31A young challenger

Outcomes (C)

#Outcome#Outcome
0Eden beckons16Be all you can be
1A warm welcome17Say her real name
2Catch 2118Someday, a due date
3Live and let die19A party invitation
4A second call to church20Doubling back
5Forget it all21Forever searching
6Saveth thee from hell22Sharing is caring
7Make it yours23Someday, forgiveness
8Tame it24Counting chickens
9Name your price25It can be healed
10Give it your all26Stay silent
11Embrace it27Cherish it
12Smile on28A revival
13Eat your fill29Bewildering
14Open your eyes30An adoption
15Plead the fifth31Reunion with God

WOMAN'S INTUITION

Linda learns Perceiver (the Tech page's name for Woman's Intuition) at level 26. Use it from Tech while walking. Most buildings answer that it can't be used here. How the rest of the Tech page works is on Field Tech.

  • One of every four clock windows of 256 frames she refuses: "Sorry, I don't have it in me today." That is the clock, not a random roll.
  • Otherwise she names one of the eight directions, or 1 time in 9 a fake map square such as "K-17" (letter A–Z, number 01–24). The game's maps do use squares like that; this one is random.
  • Then a four-part phrase, and a confidence line rerolled on every use.
  • The fortune is fixed for 4096 frames in an area (~68 s at 60 fps) and is always rerolled when you enter a new area. Nothing else ever reads it.

Phrase

One random byte picks the four parts. Bit 7 is unused.

Bits0123
0–1FATEDNEWGREATUNKNOWN
2–3THINGSDISCOVERIESTREASURESANIMALS
4COULD APPEAR!AWAIT US!—
5–6I'M SURE OF IT!IT'S IN OUR GRASP!DON'T LET 'EM SLIP AWAY!DEAD AHEAD!

Confidence

ChanceLine
3/8none
1/8I swear!
3/8not totally certain
1/8absolutely certain